please watch this talking japanese cat
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- me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
- cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
- me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
Translation:
"He/she’s sleeping"
"wake up"
"let’s wake up"
"heeeeey"
"dinner time"
"dick." *cat wakes up*
People who say stuff like ‘cats are selfish and fake and only pretend to like you so you’ll feed them’ sound like they got friendzoned by a cat